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A disturbing trend...

Posted On: March 18th, 2006 at 9:50 am

I've been noticing something disturbing over the past few weeks: The grass is green. Blogger Smiley

;-)

I am having great problems understanding this. For the past 6 months, the grass has been brown. Something is just not right about the grass being green. I have come up with a theory to explain this. My theory is that the natural color of grass is brown. Rain dyes grass green. Thus, when you don't have any rain (we hadn't had any for six months) the dye wears off, and the grass returns to its natural color of brown. We got a couple inches of rain...probably about a month ago....and it dyed the grass green. It looks quite wierd. Blogger Smiley

What color is your grass? Is it its natural brown, or unnatural green? Blogger Smiley

Edited on: March 18th, 2006 11:10 pm

Comments:

Re: A disturbing trend...

Posted On: March 19th, 2006 at 1:09 am by Anna Joy
Our grass is almost always green. Even in winter. It's a southern thing. They also might call it "Spring" where you come from. Blogger Smiley

Re: A disturbing trend...

Posted On: March 19th, 2006 at 1:56 am by AgentDelta
It may be green in winter, but what about in the summer?

Re: A disturbing trend...

Posted On: March 19th, 2006 at 8:28 am by Da Goose
My grass is green!
Oh wait, my grass is your grass. Chizzlemunkins. Oh well...
But yah, a friend and I were contemplating that... how the grass is brown for a majority of the year, and then it is green, for like 2 weeks, then it's brown again. It sure stinks :P

Re: A disturbing trend...

Posted On: March 19th, 2006 at 8:30 am by AgentDelta

My grass is green!
Oh wait, my grass is your grass. Chizzlemunkins. Oh well...
But yah, a friend and I were contemplating that... how the grass is brown for a majority of the year, and then it is green, for like 2 weeks, then it's brown again. It sure stinks :P

Not if you're mowing it. Blogger Smiley

Re: A disturbing trend...

Posted On: March 20th, 2006 at 7:28 am by Rachel D
Dude, if you want your grass to be brown all the time, move to Kansas. I lived there for 2 years, and it was ALWAYS brown. Kinda sad, really. I didn't notice that much until I found a picture on the internet of the church... it really strikes you.

Re: A disturbing trend...

Posted On: March 20th, 2006 at 7:46 am by AgentDelta

Dude, if you want your grass to be brown all the time, move to Kansas. I lived there for 2 years, and it was ALWAYS brown. Kinda sad, really. I didn't notice that much until I found a picture on the internet of the church... it really strikes you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I never said I wanted my grass to be brown. :P

Re: A disturbing trend...

Posted On: March 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am by Betani
Neither did I...hmmmm....*gasp* maybe Rachel D has a plot to make us all want brown grass!!! AH!HH!!!! NOT THE BROWN!! NOT THE BROWN!!!
*runs in horror*
eh...I'm not hyper. Of course not.

Re: A disturbing trend...

Posted On: May 03rd, 2006 at 3:30 am by Aaron
My grass is always green. I dyes..er..rains plenty in PA.