“If now I seek the forgiveness of sins, I
do not run to the cross, for I will not find it given there… But I will find in
the sacrament or Gospel the word which distributes, presents, offers, and gives
to me that forgiveness which was won on the Cross.” (AE 40, 214)
Pastor Marcus Zill is one of my few friends in Christendom. I dare say, he's like my big brother in the faith. When he
didn't post on his blog for a long time, I removed it from my friends list.
He, of course,
got all "DUUUUUUDE, where's the love?" So, I immediately put it back.
At that time, there was a post on a jump shot at the top of his blog.
There is still the same post at the top of his blog today.
Here at Bloghardt's Reflector, we reflect the truth. Today's truth is that it
has been 139 days since brother Marcus posted on his
Confessional Cowboy Blog.
To put this in perspective: that's 3336 hours! 200,160 minutes! 1.3
million seconds (give or take a few thousand)!
Since then... we here at the Reflector have been wondering exactly how long do we
have to look at that article on
"The Origin of the Jump Shot and UW". Since Pastor
Zill posted, The Church has been through Lent, Holy Week, the Cross, the empty tomb,
Easter, Ascension, Pentecost, Holy Trinity, and now is in the tenth week after
Holy Trinity. Still the "Jump Shot" post...
Stan Lemon updated the software. Still the "Jump Shot" post...
Didn't Stan get engaged? Still the "Jump Shot" post...
TripletOne got married. Still the "Jump Shot" post...
FemlemOne was given a blog and took on a padawan learner. Still the
"Jump Shot" post...
Pastor Peperkorn and Pastor Woodring shaved their heads and Madre & her
Femlems changed hair color at least three times. Still the "Jump Shot"
post...
Christina Kirk and Pastor Tim Schellenbach got engaged. I set them up
online (evil grin). Still the "Jump Shot" post...
HT had a conference. Still the "Jump Shot" post with its terrible
formatting....
We are now preparing for another wonderful season of College Football, where LSU is ranked as high as #2
in the nation. FOOTBALL SEASON IS HERE! My question is: How
long do we have to look at that article on the jump shot?
Posted On: August 03rd, 2005 at 8:35pm by Cameron Doty
The real reason why Zill hasn't post in 140 days about his Wyoming Cowgirls b/c they have to play Chris Leak and the Florida Gators September 3rd. We're 30 days until the Ags open up the season at Death Valley! Reggie McNeal hopefully will sneak into the Heisman race and people say tu will beat ou in the red river shootout, but watch out for my Ags we could possibly be a contender for the Big 12 title. They had a college football preview show on ESPN today and the analyst in the studio was impressed about the Aggies saying Reggie McNeal has a lot of potential and could be in the final 5 for the Heisman trophy!
Posted On: August 04th, 2005 at 2:43am by Erin Stephens
Yes! PZ, come back to us! even if you are from Univ. of Wyoming... where is Da Zill?
On what alternative universe is LSU ranked that high? i have them at #11 as via BCS off espn.com (and UT at #4... had to put that in bold so that maybe cameron would catch on to his repetitive typo ). he was right... evidently we are supposed to have a chance to win at the cotton bowl this year (I love my horns, but i'll believe that when i see it... same for Ag's being a Big 12 contender). at least we didn't lose to Baylor.
Posted On: August 04th, 2005 at 5:07am by Bloghardt
FemLemOne,
I don't need an alternate universe...
LSU RANKED #2 and projected for Rose Bowl by Fox Sports.
They say after ranking LSU #2...
There are only two things keeping the nation's most talented team from the top spot: uncertainty at quarterback, and new head coach Les Miles. Is Miles ready for prime time? He had moderate success at Oklahoma State, but he didn't set the world on fire. (Then again, the same could be said for Nick Saban when he was at Michigan State.) The assistants are there, like defensive coordinator Bo Pelini, to keep the same sort of butt-kicking fire there was under Saban, while Miles will have to prove early he can handle the pressure if the team isn't rocking and rolling. Second, will the three-way battle between JaMarcus Russell, Matt Flynn and Ryan Perrilloux be settled enough by September 3rd that there won't be a controversy if the winner isn't razor sharp from day one? The situation is the difference between the Rose Bowl and not playing in the SEC title game.
Relative strength: Running back Relative Weakness: Quarterback
Star of the team: DT Kyle Williams, Sr. Key game: Oct. 22 vs. Auburn
Posted On: August 04th, 2005 at 12:42pm by Erin Stephens
Mumbler!
oh, Fox sports. well there's a real authority... no those other polls have nothing on Fox. no, BCS ranking LSU at #11, and USA Today/ESPN and AP Top 25 ranking LSU at #16 are just nobodys compared to Fox sports :-P
Posted On: August 05th, 2005 at 1:12am by The hopped-up M.O.P.
The count is now 142 days. Factoid: In order to get a sugar rush from placebos, you must take 142 of them. Another factoid: I'm the reason why they don't make placebos out of sugar anymore.
Posted On: August 06th, 2005 at 12:02am by darth patty the rip roaring redneck... who just saw dukes of hazard
well 143 in about a minute.. yep there we go... i have 143 star wars toys... * i actually have more but thats just between you and me... and everyone else here* i will also be spiritual life chairman for about 143 days till im ousted.. (pure sarcasm.. ill do a good job i promise!!!!) i also make my jokes of of the things mark has said...
Posted On: August 07th, 2005 at 12:02am by the bohemion darth patty
in honor of day 144 i thought i would post this song...
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low,
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Mama just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not backreally again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing matters.
Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Mama, ooh, I don't want to die,
I born at all.
sometimes wish I'd never been
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango.
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me.
Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro
Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go.
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye.
So you think you can love me and leave me to die.
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.
Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.
Posted On: August 07th, 2005 at 12:19am by The vegetable M.O.P.
I've heard that it takes 144 headbangs during bohemian rhapsody to snap your spinal cord and paralyze yourself from the neck down. WOOHOO! NO MORE PHYSICAL LABOR FOR ME!
Posted On: August 08th, 2005 at 12:00am by The tired M.O.P.
WOO! 145! I don't know about you guys, but I'm already planning something big for day 150.
Zill-still-hasn't-posted-anything-on-his-blog Factoid: It's finally been done. The code has been cracked. We found an old man and took away his dentures so we could know for sure. It takes 145 licks to get to the center of a tootsie-roll pop.
Haven't I forgotten something? Oops, i forgot to give his dentures back... oh well.
Posted On: August 09th, 2005 at 1:18am by darth patty the googling google guy
The movie AI: Artificial Intelligance is 146 minutes long... look how that turned out..*makes motion of fish flopping on dry land*im thinking thats how his blog is gonna end up... wellp moppy since where the only ones posting.. lets go for a year!!!
Posted On: August 10th, 2005 at 12:50pm by darth patty the smelly hobbit
I hav'nt infact taken a shower in 147 days, i instead soak in a vat of milk and sauted onions. and i still smell like axe body wash... Vin Diesel has nothing on me...
where is Da Zill?
