Madre's Missives


Inadvertent and Occasionally Intentional Thoughts

June 23rd, 2005

Lookie here, a giant barrel of fish...Lock 'n' load!

Posted At: 4:29am by Sandra Ostapowich

So I go visit the ELCA website to see what's going on in "Lutheran" land and run across an ad for The Cafe, the ELCA's new Women's E-Magazine.

Wow.  I don't even know where to begin.

For convenience, I'll start with the current issue.  There's a long, 3-page article on forgiveness.  I guess I'm a little naive, because I actually dared to hope that somewhere in that article that there would be the Gospel.  I really did think that I'd see "Jesus" mentioned in it.  Even I was a little shocked to find not even one occurrence of either.

But don't worry, there's plenty about the psychological benefits of forgiveness, how forgiving can significantly improve our physical health, and even an invitation to celebrate International Forgiveness Day (August 7).

Even in the "Faith Reflections" (I can hear Bloghardt-the-Reflector's prettyboy Skywalker brain approaching the brink of explosion already), there's precious little, if any, Gospel, but plenty of the Law.  Jesus does get mentioned in this "devotional" ditty on forgiveness -- in it, the author quotes the Bible where there are references to this Jesus guy.

The author, an ELCA "pastorette", does bring up Baptism and the fact that we receive forgiveness in it, once for all time.  But she does so, making it sound as though our own forgiveness was a one-time deal that we don't really need to bother with giving much thought to anymore.  She talks about the Lord's Supper too...but in a way that advocates open communion and reduces it to a community meal that spans class, race, gender, ethnicity, etc. where we receive the power to forgive rather than where we faithfully receive into our bodies Christ's own Body and Blood for the forgiveness of our sins.

The articles are on FORGIVENESS, ladies.  How in the world can a Christian even begin to talk about forgiveness without talking about Jesus, who won our forgiveness, or the Cross where He did so?  This was a perfect opportunity to share the Gospel in its purity and sweetness.  And they blew it.  That's what I get for forgetting that no woman who knows the Gospel would ever be a "pastorette". 

 

Since finding this tonight and the wealth of things to discuss and false teachings to expose, I plan to spend quite a bit of time springboarding from their articles over the next few weeks.  Watch for more frequent Missives!



Edited on: October 03rd, 2005 4:29 am

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Comments

Re: Lookie here, a giant barrel of fish...Lock 'n' load!

Madre shocked? Naw...

The proper term is not "ELCA 'Pastorette', it is "priestitute", or in some instances, "%$*&@ of Babylon" is equally applicable.

Ironic about using the name "The Cafe", that's the name of a Homosexual coffee joint in downtown Chicago. Like minded I guess.

More missives? Woohoo!

(** Sorry about the replacement of characters up above... my own word filter prevented me from using the biblical term I attempted.)

Re: Lookie here, a giant barrel of fish...Lock 'n' load!

Even in the "Faith Reflections" (I can hear Bloghardt-the-Reflector's prettyboy Skywalker brain approaching the brink of explosion already), there's precious little, if any, Gospel, but plenty of the Law.

Nooooooo.... it's not possible!



Re: Lookie here, a giant barrel of fish...Lock 'n' load!

Bloghardt-the-Reflector's prettyboy Skywalker brain

I assure you that's is entirely possible...

madre, i think wow is a correct assessment. we (as sinful humans) can't even fathom the idea of forgiveness without Christ, and they can write a "Lutheran" magizine without it. wow indeed.

I must find this humorous...err... poor theologically written webpage and read more and laugh a little to myself and then feel bad that such stuff is written for anyone to read...

Re: Lookie here, a giant barrel of fish...Lock 'n' load!

Good blog article! I agree with you. I hope you weren't too disappointed because I would have thunk (is that a word?) that you would have known better.

A bookmarked the article as an example of bad or fluid theology.

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