And I get paid for this!

Sandra Ostapowich — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:29:33 -0600

YOUTH: hey can u summarize the story of the prodigal son for me real quick? its for a friend. lol

MADRE: hey dad, drop dead. i want my inheritance now./ouch. ok, here you go, don't spend it all in one place/(son burns thru it and ends up living off pig slop)

MADRE: (son thinks this stinks, at least i had food at dad's, maybe if i go back he won't kick my butt and i can work for him if he doesn't want me to be his son anymore)

MADRE: son sucks it up and goes home. dad has been waiting and watching for him to come back and is happy to see him, welcomes him with open arms and has a big bbq party.

MADRE: the end.

(Yes, that's even what my phone looks like. Isn't it cool??)

Madre's Missives

And I get paid for this!