Created: August 7th, 2007
by the Rev. Rich Heinz
A new sectional topic at Amen has been leaked. We have just confirmed that Anakin Skywalker (the former Darth Vader) will host a catechesis sectional entitled: “What is Thy Bidding, My Master: Genuflection and the Art of Body Language in Prayer.”
With the early date of Easter, the decision has been made to extend the registration deadline for Amen. Until now, the intricacies of the decision making were unknown. Now, in a Higher Humor exclusive, we have discovered that it was yet another celebrity registrant that persuaded “Madre” Sandra Ostapowich to have mercy and add time to the calendarically challenged.
Renaldo Lapuz, whose eccentric audition on this year’s American Idol has been immortalized on YouTube, is the most recent celebrity to register for Amen! The flamboyant yet likeable audition contestant gave one of the most memorable songs in seven seasons of Idol.
Landon Reed, Retreat Executive for Higher Things wonders,
does this sign apply to the cross that we've placed in our auditorium-turned-chapel?
Actually overheard on the first day of FOR YOU in Minneapolis:
“Yeah, we probably would’ve gotten here sooner, if Pastor didn’t get that ticket!”