Higher Things Announces "Cruiseified"

Higher Things had some fun for April Fools' Day 2014. Here's what was posted.

Higher Things is excited to announce "Cruiseified" our first ever Higher Things Confererence aboard a luxury cruise liner in the Caribbean Sea! Register now for cabins aboard the Luxury Cruise Ship Eastern Star. Your registration fee of just $595 will include a cabin with porthole along with all your meals and gratuities.

Highlights of the this Conference-at-Sea include:

  • Daily Worship services in the giant auditorium followed by the comedic stylings of James and John, the funny brothers.
  • Breakout Sessions in cozy locations like the Piano Bar, American Graffiti Hamburger Joint, and French Market Cafe.
  • And of course, what would a Higher Things Conference be without loads of fun? Three pools, a driving range, roller blading rink, and of course, a "Lutheran Shuffleboard Tournament" plus much more  including the ultimate Seaborne Scavenger Hunt led by your Cruise Director, Mrs. Tracey Dann!

We'll visit the ports of several poor Caribbean nations to give conference attendees not only the chance to buy duty free merchandise but participate in Evangelism Servant Events among the local populations.

And, in what is sure to be the highlight of the Higher Things Cruise, we'll make a stop at the cruise line's own private island where we'll snorkel, sunbathe, and then pray Evening Prayer by the light of a thousand tiki torches.

So sign up today! Space is limited! (Travel to and from the Port of New Orleans not included in the registration fee). So head over to Crucified2014.org and click on "Cruiseified" for your permission to come aboard for Higher Things at sea!