Anan's (not-so) Randomness!

Oh ho! Now *here's* an interesting topic! Annoyed? Anan? Of course not! Well it's true. And here are some ways to do it.

Stop cracking your knuckles. I love the sound of people's bones popping. Depriving me of that pleasure would annoy me in the extreme. <pop> <pop> Oooooh! Yay!

Not correcting my grammar... I don't think I could survive a day without experiencing the thrill of having my grammar corrected! It's likely I would die from annoyance. (Pokey and Denim: There are peeple besides you who correct my grammar. You aren't alone in your quest for my happiness.)

If no one harrassed me about my love of dresses... I shudder at the thought. I'm sure my hair would fall out if no one teased me about that. Really. I bet I could get some pics of bald baby Anan to show you what *that* would look like.

Hmmm... hows about some conditional statements?

Iff (if and *only* if) my siblingal units (blood-related and otherwise) went a whole day without screaming, then I'd be so annoyed that I would dance around the house 10 times.

Iff the bathrooms were all cleaned to the point of spotlessness by someone other than Mom or me, then I would eat instant potatoes out of annoyance.

Iff all the laundry was done (*completely* meaning washed, dried, sorted, ironed as needed, and put away) by the people that created it, then I would so annoyed that... ummm... I'd save a Peep! As shocking as that may be. We're talking serious annoyance here.

<bows> You're quite welcome for this semi-weekly dose of cynicism.

Thanks very much, Anan. This information should prove to be quite useful, and helpful. Knowing how to be sensitive and courteous to another person's feelings is so important, and in too short supply these days.

I wondered at first if you were using reverse psychology, or inverse, upside-down, inside-out, back-to-frontwards psychology. But then realized that, no, since I was reading it on the internet, it must be true and straightforward. I think it's a law, or something.

Is that you tipping your hat? Or some mysterious other person? Either way, it is difficult to discern whether it is a cynical or an annoyed tipping of the hat in question. But perhaps it is some combination: cynical annoyance, or annoyed cynicism. Someone ought to take a bow for that kind of hat trick, whoever it may be!

Interestingly, the code word that I have to type in order to post this comment to your blog is: headrawr! I like it.

I _wondered_ what it would take to get you to dance.

hehe i know EXACTLY how u feel. *sigh* big families. we are doomed.