"Anan's (not so) Randomness!"

Ok. So we've been getting hand-me-downs from peeple at Bosch. Today we got a bag of stuff that's mostly my size. Some of it is obviously bleck, especially the mini skirt. That thing looks like something chewed on it... I think it's supposed to be that way. I tried it on as an experiment. Gah! It's the scariest feeling! I totally grossed myself out.

So why are girls so enthralled by feeling half naked? Hmmm? *shudders* It's just wrong. Add a very tight shirt that's just long enough to touch the top of the "skirt" and you're "All That", otherwise known as "Nothing At All".

If only I had the guts to have a nice sweet little talk with all my peers who are "attired" in this manner. It's more than likely that I will simply continue to avert my eyes, even as I instruct my brothers to do so.

So why are girls so enthralled by feeling half naked? Hmmm?

So why are girls so enthralled by feeling half naked? Hmmm?

(I actually know the answer to this, but that doesn't make it any more pleasant.)

Usually I don't notice the authentification code I have to enter to post a comment, but this time it seems like it might actually be applicable to your topic - the code is "slaproud." It looks like a portmanteu of "slap" and "proud." Perhaps it means "to slap a person who is acting too proud," or "to proudly slap a person"?