Anan's (not-so) Randomness!

Church Signs And Other Nonsense

 This is of course inspired by “Church Signs Revisited” in the HT mag… What follows are the three most bizarre church signs I saw this year.

 “You Think It’s Hot Here <picture of fire>” (this was of course on one of the hottest days of the year…)

 “Come to my house Sunday before the game ~ God”

 “Join us this Sunday to hear Joe talk about SIN the HOW and WHY” (Emphasis added)

 That last one provides the most laughter. In fact… Oh wait I will give background to this joke first. My Dad LOVES WOOD!!!! I joke that he worships wood. Yes, I know I’m shocking. Last year he built a gigantic wood kiln in our backyard. (A wood kiln is for drying wood in.)  Conveniently the foundation for said building already existed in the form of what was supposed to be a greenhouse foundation. I jokingly call this monstrous building the Wood Temple . Tonight after church I suggested to my brother Matthew that we should make a church-like sign for the Wood Temple . It would say something like… “CHARLIE’S WOOD TEMPLE Join Chuck Saturday Morning to Hear Him Talk About WOOD the HOW and WHY” <insert Matthew  cracking up>                                                                                                 

 I recently freaked out the "babies" I was sitting on by hyperventilating and saying "WOOD!" over and over at the sight of the trees in a tiger documentary movie thing. I must remember that not everyone knows about my Father's obsession with wood.

Stinking format or whatever it's called..... Greeeeeeg!!!!!

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