[long non-meaningful post] See I' ve never had a subject all my own before. Maggie always gets them all. "Yes Master Maggie." "Your wish is my command oh future Queen."
Ahem. Well seeing as I don't have anything "interesting" to say, I shall talk about my lack of interesting things to say... I would advise that anyone who wants to be interested by something now shut down their computers and run their Pastor's house. <watches peeple run> Ok. Now that it's less crowded around here... Pastor's usually have things to say that are of general interest. I don't find myself qualified to talk theology or be "deep". If a person talks about football alot... lots of people are interested in football so the person is being interesting. I don't exactly talk about football unless I'm joking about how other people talk about it so much. I don't talk about tv shows that everyone has seen, because I don't fit into the "everyone" set, having not seen any of those shows. I could talk about MacGyver, Andy Griffith, and Colombo... but I don't think that's very interesting seeing as those shows are chronically gifted. Basically I don't feel qualified to talk about science, math, history, literature, music, team sports, TV, movies, foreign languages, poetry, photography, computers, video/computer games, politics, electronics, anything to do with school, or shelving pickles. (had to stick that one in there...)
"What's left to talk about?" you ask. Well... If you qualify knowing how to tell a bug and a beetle apart as science, then I can talk about that. If math can be said to be the ability to tell how many places to set when you're serving all the Horners who can eat *solid* food except Erik and Matthew and all the pastors' family members except the ones who are gone off to college or not eating solids, then I can talk about that. If history is knowing when circular skirts were "the thing", then I can ramble about that. If literature is "Don't Let the Pigeon Stay Up Late", then I can tell you all about how wonderful the Pigeon books are. If music is the sound track of "Jonah a Veggie Tales Movie", then I can comment on all the songs. If getting everyone ready and out the door to go to church on Sunday mornings is team sports, I can certainly tell you all the rules. If "TV" is that black box like thingy over there, I can certainly give you a description. If movies are those black rectangles and the little shiny circles, I can always talk about the troubles with keeping them on the shelves. If a foreign language is what Benjamin the 4 year old speaks every day, then I would be glad to translate. If poetry has anything to do with trapping, I can always post Dad's poetry. If you call pointing a camera at a bunch of peeple and pushing the round button, I could talk about the troubles with getting peeple to look decent for more than one hundredth of a second. If this thing with the keyboard is a computer, I can tell you all about how e-vile it is. <skips the computer/video games part because of slight prejudice> Politics... well there always are those cheesy jokes. If electronics is replacing light bulbs, I can talk about well... really dirty light fixtures. If school is math and all that other stuff, all I can say is that it's doable.
Seeing as none of that sounds interesting to me I will briefly list what *IS*. Sewing, skirts, dresses, historical costumes, subtle private jokes, snow, yarn, fiber, spinning, attempting to create that mysterious music thing with the piano and organ, siblings, food, edible siblings (y'know, the really cute ones... Aaaawwwwwwwwww!), and pretty much any active thing. Like running around and cleaning, or skiing, or chasing brothers... I'm sure there are other topics but I'm just materialistic and these are the ones I really love. I love going to church but I'm not about to ramble on and on about how much I love it. [long non-meaningful post\]
p.s. sorry I edited a little... the blog resends the little notice thing and is a pain
You have subjscts! You call us 'Slave' and make us do your bidding... what do you call that???
Subtle private jokes!
Oops... I posted my comment a lot..