This is guaranteed to be another very un-orthadox Random Anan post so brace yourselves.
NOTE: If you have ever done any of these things... you are forgiven. We all live by the grace of God and I don't expect anyone to be perfect. I have good reasons to point these things out because not everyone understands why I get so cranky sometimes.
I think the easiest way to make me cranky is to be rude to me. Here are some other examples: Say dresses are stupid, say country music is annoying or stupid, say stereotypeish things, and correcting me when I have a slip of the tongue (that's one of the worst).
You can tell I'm really cranky if I change into jeans and a T-shirt. I.e. on the last day of The Feast I wore jeans and a T-shirt. My DtbL shirt is the one exception to this rule.
There are some more particular things I could say but I don't want to drag this post out. So please consider these things carefully and remember that I forgive you.
Your second last sentence ended with a preposition. It could be better written as "There are some more particular things I could say, but I don't want to drag out this post." (perhaps suffixing "any longer" or the like)