Anan's (not-so) Randomness!
No quotation marks... We wouldn't want to seem too uppity, now would we?
ick
Posted On: February 20th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
<waves arms and backs away slowly> Please no more soup-supper food! I don't think I can handle it any more. Yes, I'm scandalous. Get over it.
(Hey, Pasto'... this is one of those self-conscious posts) I'm not sure how I'm doing lately. Either I'm bouncing around and waving my arms or I'm leaning on the walls and falling asleep. It's really strange. I'm not sure it I'm actually unaware of the cause or not... meaning that maybe I DO know why, but I'm afraid to admit it to myself. Hmph. Luckily I don't have people following me around and asking me how I'm feeling, at least not usually. I wouldn't know how to answer them.
We're going to visit Stephens College the weekend of March 7th and 8th. They're having a "fashion weekend" and it sounds awefully awesiome. Like it isn't right for it to be so cool. Mom talked to the head of the fashion department, and now I have an adoptive mother waiting in the wings. :p My "aspiring mother" said that its very likely that I would test out of freshmen sewing. <gasp> Can you imagine a college course on sewing? Wowwww... I had never thought that such a thing could exsist! Of course I'm afraid of thinking about college classes much at all.
I still don't like the idea of being so far away. I'm accepting $100 bills, even some tens! (To buy that private jet...)
Comments:
Re: ick
Posted On: February 21st, 2008 at 10:20 pm by snap
Would a private jet make you happy? ::british accent::
Re: ick
Posted On: February 21st, 2008 at 10:47 pm by Anan
Well... It's a cosmic thing really, and things happen for a reason, and if they just... fall into place well, then that's your destiny! Right girls?
So it the private jet just falls into place, then I guess it's my destiny.
Re: ick
Posted On: February 21st, 2008 at 10:51 pm by sarahlaughs
Riiigghht!
But I don't know..really....but if you explore lots of things in your life......
....and are one of those really significant people like Rupert Murdock...who changed the world....
Then that is your DESTINY!!!
Re: ick
Posted On: February 21st, 2008 at 10:55 pm by Anan
Soooo... I should use a fashion degree to become a gazillionare and change the world! And I'll go bungee jumping! And sky diving!
Re: ick
Posted On: February 21st, 2008 at 11:01 pm by sarahlaughs
Then things will really "fall into place"....as long as those long *beautiful* hair bundles don't get caught as you fall...But I don't believe in luck - most things happen for a reason...so, I don't know, really...
Re: ick
Posted On: February 21st, 2008 at 11:02 pm by Anan
Then things will really "fall into place"....as long as those long *beautiful* hair bundles don't get caught as you fall...But I don't believe in luck - most things happen for a reason...so, I don't know, really...
And that's why you should vote yes to support the bill that states that Anan should be given a private jet.
Re: ick
Posted On: February 21st, 2008 at 11:07 pm by snap
And I would like to oppose this bill that would allow the horrendous situation of OUR TAX DOLLARS paying FOR ANAN"S PLANE!!!! I urge you to vote nay on bill HB 3589.
Re: ick
Posted On: February 21st, 2008 at 11:09 pm by Anan
Well how about "FOR YOU"? If it isn't for me then who *SHOULD* it be for? Would you have us put that money towards carpeting the capital building with lime green carpet which has swazticas printed all over it?
Re: ick
Posted On: February 21st, 2008 at 11:13 pm by snap
But we simply could not support just one person. We would get nasty letters saying " where is my private jet, why doen't I have a private jet?"
Re: ick
Posted On: February 21st, 2008 at 11:18 pm by Anan
And that might offend the water buffulo. If people are prefering jets over them. *nods*
Re: ick
Posted On: February 21st, 2008 at 11:29 pm by Anan
*AND* the Inner Self wants me to have a private jet, because *I* don't know really. So that's up to It.
Re: ick
Posted On: February 21st, 2008 at 11:38 pm by sarahlaughs
Wait you've got it all wrong!
Mr. Speaker! I would like to oppose House Bill 3589.
This bill is UNCONSTITUTIONAL because it infringes on freedom of expression because it prevents people from being heard over the roar of the jet!
It is also against SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE (don't ask me to explain).. If government provides Anan with a jet because she is an important part of history, the government will have to provide all people with jets of equal size, shape and significance as hers because they are an important part of history. Lawns all over the nation will be littered with jets. There will no longer be any originality - just one blandly uniform pile of planes!
Actually, the right for minors to own planes ought to be in the hands of the parents. The government needs to regulate plane use so that no one gets hurt. If we let the parents give the minors (like Anan) jets, then we won't have to worry about TAXES paying for Anan's jet or about Anan becoming aggressive by flying M and AO rated airplanes. [not to mention that fyling M and AO rated airplanes increases hand/eye coordination....]
I urge you my colleagues, in light of this insurmountable pile of evidence ,that you join me in defeating this Bill which will be so detrimental to the ECONOMY!!
Vote NO on Bill #3589
Thank you
*bows, sits*
Re: ick
Posted On: February 21st, 2008 at 11:51 pm by Anan
But you can be violent with socks too! So it isn't fair to say that M and AO rated airplanes promote violence!
And duh Anan has more of an impact on history becuase she is the one truly exceptional person in a hundred! Thus she deserves the biggest and best jet plane! And there should be a conbobulation of different sized jet planes so that people will fight over them, thus proving that the seperation of church and state had nothing to do with the founding of this country!
Re: ick
Posted On: February 21st, 2008 at 11:54 pm by sarahlaughs
What about Candy Land? *wails*
And ... and passengers can hold drinks and watch the road for you... reduces crashes?
Re: ick
Posted On: February 21st, 2008 at 11:59 pm by Anan
Yes, BUT can the passengers apply make-up for you? Will your peers stare at any cute girls/guys that may be up in the clouds FOR YOU? Hmm? Hmm? And how about the State of Chicago? Have you thought of *that*?
Re: ick
Posted On: February 22nd, 2008 at 12:02 am by sarahlaughs
Well, I do have this love for California on account of practically growing up in Phoenix.....
Re: ick
Posted On: February 22nd, 2008 at 10:38 am by Anan
Well, I do have this love for California on account of practically growing up in Phoenix.....
SOoooo what you're trying to say is that you shouldn't use your authority to be like Hitler? You forgot to mention that radios and cell phones in Phoenix are found to be especially distracting!
We should strike while the pizza is hot! No more diet coke! Webster said so! And what about Grandpa? He's going to design better ventilation systems anyway so why shouldn't you chew gum on government property? As long as the gum is the same size and quality of the sneakers your mother's youth leader's son is wearing. Studies have shown that when you get up too early you shouldn't sleep in the car on the way to the airport, but instead talk about why the Koran had an impact on Australia's history!
Re: ick
Posted On: February 22nd, 2008 at 11:10 am by Snap
But talking about the Koran does not make me happy!!!
Re: ick
Posted On: February 22nd, 2008 at 1:30 pm by sarahlaughs
Ya know *drawls* you really shouldn't have let him take that dollar bill back.....think of how you could have been in the 1% significant category... like__________(fill in the blank)
The ventilations systems hurt the economy because their so inefficient and expensive. After all how can you filter out ALL those sneakers... And the gum, that's just a health hazard... but if you think about it, the gum is going to die anyway so why not do experiments on it? We really shouldn't waste a resource that could be the cure of ALL DISEASES EVERYWHERE!!!
[man! *moans* I can't top your last statement..]
"Your knowledge is no match for my ignorance......."
But every wrinkle on her face is glowing.....!
And I haven't kept every promise I didn't intend to keep...:p
Re: ick
Posted On: February 22nd, 2008 at 6:28 pm by Anan
But talking about the Koran does not make me happy!!!
Well.. your happiness is dependant on your search for happiniess so I think you should just explore as many things in your life as you can.
Re: ick
Posted On: February 22nd, 2008 at 6:32 pm by Anan
Ya know *drawls* you really shouldn't have let him take that dollar bill back.....think of how you could have been in the 1% significant category... like__________(fill in the blank)
The ventilations systems hurt the economy because their so inefficient and expensive. After all how can you filter out ALL those sneakers... And the gum, that's just a health hazard... but if you think about it, the gum is going to die anyway so why not do experiments on it? We really shouldn't waste a resource that could be the cure of ALL DISEASES EVERYWHERE!!!
[man! *moans* I can't top your last statement..]
"Your knowledge is no match for my ignorance......."
But every wrinkle on her face is glowing.....!
And I haven't kept every promise I didn't intend to keep...:p
I was trying to find my wallet so I could put the dollar bill and there and prevent him from putting a golden calf in the courthouse, but I couldn't find my wallet becuase a dancing private schooler stuck it to the bottom of my $1000 chair with his sneakers.
Of course you can't top my last statement! That's cuz it's so incredibly intelligent.