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"Dancing is one of the refinements of polished society."- (paraphrased) Lord Lucas
"And every unpolished society. Every savage can dance."-Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice
"And from that day to this the Chinese have always thought it wise to give their children little, short names instead of great long names."- Tikki Tikki Tembo
"'Are you going back to the old Connors orchard to meet Kilmeny Gordon?' For a moment an angry flush burned in Eric's face. It was more Mrs. Williamson's tone than her words which startled and annoyed him. 'Yes, I am, Mrs. Williamson,' he said coldly. 'What of it?' 'Then, sir,' said Mrs. Williamson with more firmness, 'I have got to tell you that I don't think you are doing right. I have been suspecting all along that that was where you went every evening, but I haven't said a word to any one about it. (...) Do Kilmeny's uncle and aunt know that you are meeting here there?' (...) 'That might break her heart, because you couldn't ever marry a dumb girl like her. So I don't think you ought to be meeting her so often in this fashion. It isn't right, Master. Don't go to the orchard again.' (...) Mrs. Williamson's words had torn away the delusive veil with which he had bound his eyes. He was face to face with the knowledge that he loved Kilmeny Gordon with the love that comes but once, and is for all time. (...) All night he struggled against the new emotions that threatened to sweep away the 'common sense' which David Baker had bade him take with him when he went a-wooing." -Kilmeny of the Orchard by L.M. Montgomery