Hmmm... I do believe that in my own cynically sarcastic way I'm getting tired of being the subject of my maternal Mom's blog posts. It's her right I suppose. I'm not upset at her. As those of you who know me really well know, I'm capable of being weary of somthing a person does without being mad at the person who's doing it. I refuse to believe that I'm the only person who posseses this odd trait.
I'm not at all into sappy sweet blog posts (especially not in the middle of the busiest time of the year!) but I'll try to say something about my mothers.
My obsessive blogger mother and I are closer than I could ever have hoped. If I ever try to withhold something from her she usually drags it out of me. 
Sometimes there are things that I find amusing and clever which she doesn't find very appropriate (no, not really bad things, just stuff like things that are said that poke fun at people), but she doesn't squash my childish amusements. Doubtless she was diverted by many of the same sorts of things when she was 17.
If I can have adopted grandparents (our neighbors down the road come to mind) why can't I have an adopted mother or mothers? LOL That reminds me... I adopted Mrs. Rhein and Mrs. Gehlbach at The Feast. They were my "Spaghetti Mothers". How very appropriate, considering that girls are like spaghetti after all.
Where was I? Oh yes, I had a very particular mother in mind when I started all this nonsense, namely, OFHP "Orderly Flange Hefting Person" (?) I refuse to accept what she claims "ofhp" stands for.
OFHP, as a young woman of 20 seems to have a secret life. I don't know what all she does, but I do not that she seems to have time to be loving towards everyone, except herself perhaps. But she need not worry about that because there are dozens of children small and not-so small who are waiting in the wings to love her back and poke her 'till she laughs. I'm sorry that I've only begun to become acquianted with her in the past 7 months. Be careful lest she finds out what you want or enjoy and starts slipping you money and eyeliner.
Erik has begun a joke akin to "your face" in it's perpetual funniness (Yes, "your face" is still funny, be quiet). Whenever he sees ofhp he asks "Are you behaving?" the habitual answer being "No". I agree, that is, if misbehaving is defined as "driving to MI and back so some youth can attend an evening church service".
If I had a picture of this lovely young lady I would post it, but she won't let any of her chilins take/ display her photograph. 'Tis a sad life we lead. Imagine a Mrs. Piggle Wiggle of sorts. :-D