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Posted At: 10:06pm by TripletOne
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The other day, I tried to give Sita (who is almost 15 months now) a bath--tried is the key word So, I stick her in the tub and before she even sat down she pees all over herself :-/ After contemplating washing her in her own pee, I decide to get fresh water. Can anyone guess the first thing she did in the fresh water? You're right! She pooped! At this point the hot water wasn't working so I gave up on the bath.
I picked her up and plopped her on the floor and was about to wrap her in a towel when she took off toward the living room. Hmm, what would she do in there? First, she squatted and peed. I ran after her and she took off again. A few feet later, she squatted and pooped.
I bet you're thinking that by now she's done and cleaned out, but noooo. While I'm cleaning up the poop(which was pretty easy because our floors are wood), she goes a few more feet and poops again! At least after that I was able to tackle her and get a diaper on her
One bright side of all this is that I will be able to torture her with this story for ma long time. I almost feel sorry for any boy she would dare to bring home many, many moons from now.
Hmm...I can see the scene now...freaked out teenage boy nervously fidgeting on the couch. On his right, Sita's dad, grilling him while cleaning a shotgun. On his left, me, fitting every poop-factory story I can into the conversation.
"Oh, so you two are going out to eat? You know, when Saranita was little, eating made her poop. A lot."
"Yes, and after eating all this food are you bringing my baby straight back here or taking her somewhere else? Hint, if you take the second option, you're going to meet my little buddy here" Pats gun.
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